I hjust jumped into my mincraft and i saw this i did nothing

[tavish45]

Pls let me join I did not do anything wrong I was just playing bedwars

 

[FreePalestine]

you saw "this"???
your case is too complex for me to help

 

[TheDynamicGamer]

Pls let me join I did not do anything wrong I was just playing bedwars

I have seen anyone for the first time use such a complex, intricate, convulted and serpentine word. EVen tried googling it but still couldnt figure out what you saw.I am more confused than myself when i saw a dream of going to the toilet for the first time.

When I saw the dream of going to a toilet for the first time, i honestly thought it was real life as i was less than an year old at that point. It was quite a experience if i say so myself. I saw myself wake up at the beach after a good godzilla almost stepping on my toy car. I was so scared that i jumped up and smacked his face and he turned into sand. I was shocked by my abilities. I tried punching the water and then the entire ocean turned into sand. But i had a sudden urge to go to the toilet. I had just realized that whatever i punch, goes into my stomach. But I had no time to think as the urge to go to the toilet was very sudden and if it had been ignored, i would ultimately have to punch my stomach to calm it down which would then go inside my stomach and the stomach inside my stomach would go inside itself as the outermost stomach is now gone due to the punch and they would get stuck in an infinite loop! So i went and sat on the toilet seat but oh boy i forgot to put the toilet paper on it. So i got the toilet paper out and then realized i could actually do it while standing so did a quick 'Bang dat head on the wall' cuz i couldnt facepalm or else my face would go inside my stomach. I proceded to pee and it was at that moment when i realized, i trucked up. I woke up in real life really confused and relieved at the same time. But after a quick 1 second, i felt something warm. I first thought it was some hot soup but then some wierd and poisonous smell started coming. I knew i had pee'd my pants. So i quickly started weeping being the lazy donkey i was. My mum came and i acted like i was sleeping because I didnt want to get scolded for peeing my pants. Plus, that exact day my mum forgot to put the bed cover to prevent the mattress from getting wet (get your head out of the gutter idiot, im talking about pee). And the next day when i woke, i honestly was scared for my life but i didnt get scolded at all. I just saw my mum beating the crap out of the mattress after cleaning it because oh boy is it hard to clean a thick arse orthopedic mattress.

@Titan_Leo @UpperGround @Silver Wing rate the story or bald

Tell me if i should continue the story, im pretty bored and am willing to write more. Check the screenshot time. this message was posted at 23:59 LMAO.

 

[Silver Wing]

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I have seen anyone for the first time use such a complex, intricate, convulted and serpentine word. EVen tried googling it but still couldnt figure out what you saw.I am more confused than myself when i saw a dream of going to the toilet for the first time.

When I saw the dream of going to a toilet for the first time, i honestly thought it was real life as i was less than an year old at that point. It was quite a experience if i say so myself. I saw myself wake up at the beach after a good godzilla almost stepping on my toy car. I was so scared that i jumped up and smacked his face and he turned into sand. I was shocked by my abilities. I tried punching the water and then the entire ocean turned into sand. But i had a sudden urge to go to the toilet. I had just realized that whatever i punch, goes into my stomach. But I had no time to think as the urge to go to the toilet was very sudden and if it had been ignored, i would ultimately have to punch my stomach to calm it down which would then go inside my stomach and the stomach inside my stomach would go inside itself as the outermost stomach is now gone due to the punch and they would get stuck in an infinite loop! So i went and sat on the toilet seat but oh boy i forgot to put the toilet paper on it. So i got the toilet paper out and then realized i could actually do it while standing so did a quick 'Bang dat head on the wall' cuz i couldnt facepalm or else my face would go inside my stomach. I proceded to pee and it was at that moment when i realized, i trucked up. I woke up in real life really confused and relieved at the same time. But after a quick 1 second, i felt something warm. I first thought it was some hot soup but then some wierd and poisonous smell started coming. I knew i had pee'd my pants. So i quickly started weeping being the lazy donkey i was. My mum came and i acted like i was sleeping because I didnt want to get scolded for peeing my pants. Plus, that exact day my mum forgot to put the bed cover to prevent the mattress from getting wet (get your head out of the gutter idiot, im talking about pee). And the next day when i woke, i honestly was scared for my life but i didnt get scolded at all. I just saw my mum beating the crap out of the mattress after cleaning it because oh boy is it hard to clean a thick arse orthopedic mattress.

@Titan_Leo @UpperGround @Silver Wing rate the story or bald

Tell me if i should continue the story, im pretty bored and am willing to write more. Check the screenshot time. this message was posted at 23:59 LMAO.

I was going to skip ur text since it was long, but saw that u pinged me, so i read it anyway

Continue the story lmao, its hilarious