[GAME] Haha! Not anymore!

[JimmyzPel]

The day after your promotion the job you are working for closes down.


I drank some milk today!

 

[Nignogery]

@opticlulz jumped out of it and killed you from the inside

My PayPal got hacked.

 

[JimmyzPel]

@opticlulz jumped out of it and killed you from the inside

My PayPal got hacked.

You have to write something happy so someone can ruin it. But okay...

When you got your PayPal back you had to pay $50,000.


I got a cat!

 

[Nignogery]

You have to write something happy so someone can ruin it. But okay...

When you got your PayPal back you had to pay $50,000.


I got a cat!

Everything that i say is fun to me.

 

[Fanta]

I can't even ruin that

I AM A VEGAN!

 

[JimmyzPel]

Being a vegan is now illegal in the world as Lil Jimmy conquered it.


I came back from the dead!

 

[Nignogery]

But died again

I got a new knife.

 

[Deleted member 85]

Donald Trump used that knife

I have a gun

 

[Fanta]

You have no bullets

The nationalist party took over the world making Germany the strongest nation and installing the cult of the arian race over the youth

 

[Moonshine9]

But then the aliens come back and kill everyone for beeing "offensive" ^^

I got a flower !

 

[x_teamer_x]

But then the aliens come back and kill everyone for beeing "offensive" ^^

I got a flower !

but then I ATE IT


i bought a minecraft account and stopped using cracked servers

 

[Moonshine9]

But i wasted all my time with play games and lost my connection to reality.

I am happy :)

 

[x_teamer_x]

But i wasted all my time with play games and lost my connection to reality.

I am happy :)

it rains on u > : )


i got a new computer :)

 

[JamesGaming29]

I explode your computer

I got a house:)

 

[x_teamer_x]

I explode your computer
I got a house:)

ur house is haunted






i thought of alot of ideas to post here

 

[eEmily]

but you suddenly forgot about all of it


i want to be a bunny

 

[Chrysalis]

you get that wish, but i eat you.

I want to stop being a shit person.

 

[Killer Memestar]

But you never were a shit person, so that doesn't work

I want to not be a hypocrite.

 

[Chrysalis]

That legit made me tear up and breakdown almost holy shit...uh....
We're all hypocrites, we have our times. it's not a positivity, but not everyone is perfect.
Keep doing what you're doing.


I want a unicorn, and a life supply of candy

 

[Jeckicorn]

@Killer Memestar sadly, you got herpies, and never got laid again.

I have nothing to be greatful off and nothing to be broken down for.