[GAME] Haha! Not anymore!

[Cloudz]

Donald trump asks to see its birth certificate and sends it back to mexico

Hilary doesnt get elected

 

[JimmyzPel]

Donald Trump becomes President.


I just bought a donator rank!

 

[Cloudz]

Buycraft glitched and took your money and didnt give you a recipt

Jimmy dies

 

[JimmyzPel]

Lil Jimmy takes Jimmy's place and becomes the new God of the secret "Sweg" army and goes on to conquer the entire world.


I just downloaded a game from Piratebay!

 

[Cloudz]

Piratebay gets hacked and they take your identity and buy a $600 rank on the archon :')

Superdano is ded

 

[Nignogery]

I never came back

TheEpicSkrub died twice to jeff123hd

 

[XTheYo]

But jeff got banned xD

I went for a walk...

 

[JimmyzPel]

The bombing of Serbia begins again.

I learned how to swim!

 

[Deleted member 85]

THEN YOU LEARNED HOW TO DROWN

I'M CRYING BECAUSE SOME OF THE OUTCOMES ARE DARK AS HELL LMAO OH MY GOD FOR PEOPLE THAT PLAY A MINECRAFT SERVER my oh my.

Um, I got a lifetime supply of chocolate.

 

[JimmyzPel]

You are allergic to chocolate.

I moved into a new house!

 

[Nignogery]

9/11 happend at your house

I got 7 bottles of stone.

 

[JimmyzPel]

You trip while holding them and they all roll down the sewer.


I won a free massage!

 

[Deleted member 85]

That massage was actually a win to a torture chamber.

All my wishes came true!

 

[JimmyzPel]

Your last 2 wishes was to undo all the wishes and to never remember them.


I got accepted into my favorite college!

 

[Deleted member 85]

I burnt down that College

My artstyle improved over night!

 

[Nignogery]

But then it changed into a 2 year old playing with paint..

I died... again\.

 

[JimmyzPel]

And now you're stuck in between hell and heaven 'cause nobody wants you in either. ()


I survived a surgery!

 

[Deleted member 85]

I FELL IN LOVE

 

[Nignogery]

Fanta where are you.

Im done eating donuts.

 

[TheEntrepreneur]

But donuts aren't done eating u


I got a promotion!