[GAME] Haha! Not anymore!

[JimmyzPel]

Someone posts something they have or something they're happy about, and then the person below ruins it, and posts something they're happy about.

Example:

Me: I just bought the moon!
Person: The aliens blew it up 5 minutes after you bought it.

Person: I finally studied in time for my exam!
Me: You studied too much, fell asleep and missed the exam.

And so on...

(No hate allowed. This is just a fun little game to see how creative Pikacrafters are.)


I'll start this by saying:


I just won the lottery!

 

[Deleted member 85]

And you only won 1 penny from it.


I'm in fact ranked number 1 in the whole world at DanceDanceRevolution.

 

[JimmyzPel]

Your legs got cancer and you will never be able to walk again.


I just bought a new PC!

 

[Nignogery]

It fell of a building

I Haz AIDS.

 

[Deleted member 85]

Then you haz ebola

I love the smell of pizza

 

[Nignogery]

You are allergic to Pizza

I died.

 

[XTheYo]

but you died again.

I have a life

 

[Fanta]

You also died.

I've got the...POWER.

 

[Nignogery]

And you lost it

I rekt John Cena in a 1v1 in Minecraft.

 

[XTheYo]

but then you died.. again.. for the 3rd time..

I had a GirlFriend.

 

[Cloudz]

But you played too much minecraft and she left


I have a job

 

[Deleted member 85]

Your boss finds out you slept with his wife, beats you up and fires you.

I am happy.

 

[Nignogery]

Died of AIDS.

Becomes Donald Trump.

 

[Pikachu22]

Gets assassinated

I own a pizza restaurant

 

[Nignogery]

But sells only burgers

Lost 69420$

 

[Cloudz]

Donald trump found 69420$ and funded his campaign with it

I kill pizzamc

 

[Deleted member 85]

PizzaMC finds you, does very cheesy stuff and kills you.

Uhm, I flew to the moon.

 

[JimmyzPel]

While landing you decide it would be a good idea to jump out with no suit on and you died.

I got a brand new car!

 

[Arceus]

Then the car got blewed up

I got a cat

 

[Deviate]

The cat ran under the car just before it blew up.

I just made a mexicano sandwich