If time is money, is an ATM a time machine?
If you're waiting for a waiter to deliver your food, aren't you the real waiter?
Do teachers give homework to a homeless kid?
Can you have a nightmare if you’re sleeping in the day?
If a “fly” didn’t have wings, would we call it a “walk” instead?
If you were born on April fool's doesn't that mean your life is joke?
Angels were created not born, so do they have bellybuttons?