Possible Illuminati and Extraterrestrial life CONFIRMED

[ReportedScrub]

DO NOT LOCK THIS THREAD AS IT IS POSSIBLY THE KEY BEHIND THE GOVORNMENT LIES

While I was watching the ORIGINAL Xfile theme video from the early 20's, I found something very UNUSUAL.

The video had 3125159 views. the video ALSO had 354 dislikes 3125159 divided by 354 = 8828.13277 the video had 8864 comments 8864 - 8828.13277 = 35.86723 I've had 32.86723 men inside me at one time 35.86723 - 32.86723 = 3 The song was 3:29 minutes long 3 + 3.39 = 6.39 the time currently is 11.47. 11.47 - 6.39 = 5.08 Trump's birthday is on the 14th. trump is 69 69 - 14 = 55 55 - 5.08 = 49.92. I got 0.92 years of math homework to do after this 49.92 - 0.92 = 49. 7 comes after 6 49 divided by 7 = 7. There are 7 sides to a triangle ILOOMINATI CUNFIRMED BUT WAIT THE SONG COMES FROM "X" FILES. X FOR TIMES IM 7 7 X 7 = 49 49 APPEARS 4 TIMES BEFORE THIS 49 DIVIDED BY 4 = 12.25 THE VIDEO WAS UPLOAD ON THE 4TH. 12.25 - 4 = 8.25. THE ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION OF THE MUSIC WAS 32 LINES LONG 8.25 + 32 = 40.25. UPLOADED 2011?? :O NO IT CANT BE 11 40.25 - 11 = 29.25 0.25 IS HALF OF 0.5 29.25 - 0.25 = 29. THE VIDEO ENDED AT 29 SECONDS 29 - 29 = 0 EVERYONE THINKS I'M 3 YEARS OLD. 0 + 3 = 3 THERE ARE 3 SIDES TO A POLYGON. SHAPES ARE POLYGONS. TRIANGLES ARE SHAPES. ILOOMINATI CUNFIRMED BOB ROSS CUNFIRMED

 

[Spideyboy120]

.....deep.......

 

[LeoMinecrafter]

I love how he/she puts this in "Introduce Yourself"

 

[iactivateMC]

This should be in the freaking offtopic section. Does this look like you're introducing yourself?