Krekkers
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So people. Todays episode of pikachunetwork bananza is all about life steel and how to get your steel steelen. To make steel you need iron and some other stuff. Easily gathered by stealing it from people. So to steal something it first needs to be owned by someone. So mining for it can't be done. We cannot steal from something "everyone" owns. But... nobody owns nature... governments own nature. It's for us all if we keep to the rules! So do we all really own nature? We dont! So we gotta steal from the government! You can easily steal steel from the stolen steel that was stolen from you by the government.
So we now know where to get steel! We steal steel from the government!
So now to the life part! We need to get life from people! There are lots of people. Find someone they wont miss. Then we need to drain them! How should we drain them I hear you ask. Well.... I don't know. This part has not been well documented... The book says to place an IV needle and drain them slowly to offer the juice to the baby vampire... Where am I? WHo aM I? WHAT AM I DOING!>?!?!?!? AAAAGH!
Well thats how you get life steel. Hope it helped!
- Krekkers
So we now know where to get steel! We steal steel from the government!
So now to the life part! We need to get life from people! There are lots of people. Find someone they wont miss. Then we need to drain them! How should we drain them I hear you ask. Well.... I don't know. This part has not been well documented... The book says to place an IV needle and drain them slowly to offer the juice to the baby vampire... Where am I? WHo aM I? WHAT AM I DOING!>?!?!?!? AAAAGH!
Well thats how you get life steel. Hope it helped!
- Krekkers