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JerryMine

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Ever wanted to have a self-cleaning dust bin? Call us, Doody Manufactures! The dust bin is made out of anti-rust metal, with some actual built-in minecraft redstones! It will detects if the dust bin is empty, and starts disposing water into it. Then, the dust bin will start spinning at any cost. After 30 minutes, the dust bin should be clean and the water will be disposed into the drains! On sold for $100000 per dust bin! While last stocks!

Global Questions
1. minecraft redstone lmao they aren't real
don't worry, the built-in minecraft redstones actually work! when the dust bin detects something, it will send signal into minecraft and starts running redstone! Isn't that simple enough?

2. waste of water lmao gay
What? You can't afford to buy a water? Don't worry, any liquid will do! Drain water, your pee, or even slime can be disposed in! The dust-bin have high technologies and quality functions to clean itself with any liquid!

3. WHAT THE F IS SPINNING DUST BIN PROBABLY GONNA BANG ON SOMEONE'S HEAD
Don't worry! The dust bin do does spin, but eventually, it spins so fast that no one even want to go near it! So, there is totally no problem about it! P.S. if you try to stop the spin, you will end up in the hospital!

4. after 30 minutes my self-cleaning dust bin is broken after first use
Don't worry! the dust bin will mend itself up in less that 10 days! Totally worth it!
 

UpperGround

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Ever wanted to have a self-cleaning dust bin? Call us, Doody Manufactures! The dust bin is made out of anti-rust metal, with some actual built-in minecraft redstones! It will detects if the dust bin is empty, and starts disposing water into it. Then, the dust bin will start spinning at any cost. After 30 minutes, the dust bin should be clean and the water will be disposed into the drains! On sold for $100000 per dust bin! While last stocks!

Global Questions
1. minecraft redstone lmao they aren't real
don't worry, the built-in minecraft redstones actually work! when the dust bin detects something, it will send signal into minecraft and starts running redstone! Isn't that simple enough?

2. waste of water lmao gay
What? You can't afford to buy a water? Don't worry, any liquid will do! Drain water, your pee, or even slime can be disposed in! The dust-bin have high technologies and quality functions to clean itself with any liquid!

3. WHAT THE FUCK IS SPINNING DUST BIN PROBABLY GONNA BANG ON SOMEONE'S HEAD
Don't worry! The dust bin do does spin, but eventually, it spins so fast that no one even want to go near it! So, there is totally no problem about it! P.S. if you try to stop the spin, you will end up in the hospital!

4. after 30 minutes my self-cleaning dust bin is broken after first use
Don't worry! the dust bin will mend itself up in less that 10 days! Totally worth it!
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