Krekkers
The Pika
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Hellow!
I Will be posting a survival guide on how to survive pikanetwork! First you need your Hazmat suit!
This is to protect you from the weird gas emitted by the average pika player!
So thats protection! We also need weapons. Americans would say "We need guns!". But they dont seem effective... We need flammenwerfer!
These should be great at holding back the average noob! Maybe you need 2 as you are new to the Warcrime tactics!
Be sure to not keep holding the trigger as you just need to spray them. People don't have health bars. A light tap is enough!
After a days hard work
you need to rest. And the best way to rest is to eat rocks! Contrary to popular believe rocks are great for you!
But we know here at KrekksSolutions that you are not into rocks because your baby teeth havent set in yet and you are a crying baby that doesnt want to eat rocks. EAT YOUR ROCKS LIKE A MAN!
Anyways. You will need other food too. Rocks wont sustain you forever. But lucky for you!
we have a solution! You have to hunt rats! Rats are easy to catch. Ill let darwin finish you, you rock hater. I HATE YOU FOR NOT EATING ROCKS!!!!
You will need water too but since you're a baby and dont want to eat rocks you can do a bear grills for all i care.
Anyways! That was it!
I Will be posting a survival guide on how to survive pikanetwork! First you need your Hazmat suit!
This is to protect you from the weird gas emitted by the average pika player!
So thats protection! We also need weapons. Americans would say "We need guns!". But they dont seem effective... We need flammenwerfer!
These should be great at holding back the average noob! Maybe you need 2 as you are new to the Warcrime tactics!
Be sure to not keep holding the trigger as you just need to spray them. People don't have health bars. A light tap is enough!
After a days hard work
you need to rest. And the best way to rest is to eat rocks! Contrary to popular believe rocks are great for you!But we know here at KrekksSolutions that you are not into rocks because your baby teeth havent set in yet and you are a crying baby that doesnt want to eat rocks. EAT YOUR ROCKS LIKE A MAN!
Anyways. You will need other food too. Rocks wont sustain you forever. But lucky for you!
we have a solution! You have to hunt rats! Rats are easy to catch. Ill let darwin finish you, you rock hater. I HATE YOU FOR NOT EATING ROCKS!!!!You will need water too but since you're a baby and dont want to eat rocks you can do a bear grills for all i care.
Anyways! That was it!