Krekkers
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Hello, today I will be writing a guide on how to become staff as a parent.
These tips and tricks will be cruicial to becoming staff on pikachunetwork while having kids.
Tip 1. Don't.
Tip 2. Don't even think about elemental.
Tip 3. Don't ignore your children while playing pikanetwork. Keeping your life in order and being a pika staff while having kids can be difficult. So only do this when your name is elemental.
Tip 4. Are you really considering doing something like parenting a bunch of children on a minecraft server in the little amount of time you have left after parenting your child... Really?
Tip 5: (IF YOU DECIDE TO APPLY!) Ignore them until you get mod, focus only on Pika and nothing else, wife will take care of kids! (praise be bob)
Tip 6. Stay professional. Don't talk to the admins/manager as if they are little children. They are big boys and deserve your respect.
Tip 7. Write your application before they are 4 years old.
Tip 8. Make sure they never find out about you being staff on pikanetwork. This will destroy their image of you. It will lead to bullying.
Tip 9. IF YOU NEED TO CHANGE THEIR DIAPERS DONT DO IT IN KARAOKE WITH CAMERA ON! (This happens a lot and we know. Just letting you know)
Tip 10. Make sure your children are safe. Don't put em in the microwave. DONT PUT EM IN THE OVEN! We know you want to because pika is more important, but! you can't kill your children for pika. There is cult on pika for that. The only way to become manager is to sacrifice your first born... Please dont.
Bonus tip. Make sure that you have baby cam all the time, what if they decide to apply for staff with you as well, in that case you will have competition and you will need to take away their computer privileges!
Well I hope these tips helped you become a better staff member on pikanetwork. Parenthood isnt something that pika staff should be doing. Go for it tiger you got this!
These tips and tricks will be cruicial to becoming staff on pikachunetwork while having kids.
Tip 1. Don't.
Tip 2. Don't even think about elemental.
Tip 3. Don't ignore your children while playing pikanetwork. Keeping your life in order and being a pika staff while having kids can be difficult. So only do this when your name is elemental.
Tip 4. Are you really considering doing something like parenting a bunch of children on a minecraft server in the little amount of time you have left after parenting your child... Really?
Tip 5: (IF YOU DECIDE TO APPLY!) Ignore them until you get mod, focus only on Pika and nothing else, wife will take care of kids! (praise be bob)
Tip 6. Stay professional. Don't talk to the admins/manager as if they are little children. They are big boys and deserve your respect.
Tip 7. Write your application before they are 4 years old.
Tip 8. Make sure they never find out about you being staff on pikanetwork. This will destroy their image of you. It will lead to bullying.
Tip 9. IF YOU NEED TO CHANGE THEIR DIAPERS DONT DO IT IN KARAOKE WITH CAMERA ON! (This happens a lot and we know. Just letting you know)
Tip 10. Make sure your children are safe. Don't put em in the microwave. DONT PUT EM IN THE OVEN! We know you want to because pika is more important, but! you can't kill your children for pika. There is cult on pika for that. The only way to become manager is to sacrifice your first born... Please dont.
Bonus tip. Make sure that you have baby cam all the time, what if they decide to apply for staff with you as well, in that case you will have competition and you will need to take away their computer privileges!
Well I hope these tips helped you become a better staff member on pikanetwork. Parenthood isnt something that pika staff should be doing. Go for it tiger you got this!
