Krekkers
The Pika
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Dj Kaled once said. ANOTA ONE! And because of his brave and couragious statement we will today take anota one for the team. Todays episode of kitpvp is brought to you buy Svjeziluk. You may ask what does he have to do with anything. Well heres the story! Svjeziluk once was a pvp'er just like you. But then he got bit by spider! called @Arrly ! His cells started to mutate. You'd think he got spider powers but no. He got a terminal diagnosis! When he got diagnosed the doctors told him that he had only but weeks to live. So when he realized his time on this earth was limited. Svjeziluk decided to become staff on pikanetwork! His final wish in life was to die surrounded by friends. But especially arrly. To this day you can still hear him. saying. "Arrly my love you are my sunshine. my only sunshine" and "you make me happy when times are sad". For he was his only lover. So you may ask what does this have to do with kitpvp? Well Svjeziluk met arrly on KitPeeVeePee! So here is my guide to finding your soulmate on KietPeeVeePee! First you need to find someone. Then look em in the eyes. Then say "arrly you are my sunshine". This has a 100% gaurenteed to work effect on anyone. Doesnt matter their gender. or gender fluidity! Or species! Or skibidi sigma toilet. Or alpha/omega/top-G. It will work on it all! Good luck samurai! You got this!