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Talk about in game names

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Someone please tell me why it's so cold outside, -38 right now, that's Celsius btw! Please help I hate winter :(

Do you like anything ?

Things I Hate People Saying:

6. "You're quiet aren't you?" BRUH. I could go on for days about how much I hate this. Like if you reading have ever asked this... You're just mean. Like what do I answer that question with? Let's set the scene: Random guy in my friend group: "Oh Brady, you're pretty quiet over there, why?" WHAT DO I ANSWER??? A) I hate you all B) I don't wanna be here C) I'd rather be home watching YouTube, or D) Nothing. As a not very talkative person, don't ask this question to someone. It's dumb, makes it awkward, and chances are they're not talking for a reason, so by putting them in the spotlight you're only enforcing why they don't wanna talk around you...

Things I hate people saying:

5. I'm high as a kite and its almost 2 am, so I don't really have an answer. But maybe when I'm mad and someone tells me to calm down. Like WHATTT??? CALM DOWN?
YOU WANT ME TO JUST FLIP A SWITCH AND GO FROM BEING DOWNRIGHT INFURIATED TO CALM???
As if it works that way, ha! Word of advice, telling someone to calm down when they're mad, does not calm them down, in fact, it has the opposite effect. So just don't do it. Ik, this ones a shocker.

Things I hate people saying:

4. Questions they already know the answer to! Like the amount of times a day get asked a question just to have it answered by the person asking is brutal! "Hey Brady, what time is the bank in the mall open until?"
"I don't know Bob, ask google,"
"I'm pretty sure it's 5:00, yeah it's definitely 5:00." LIKE WHHHAAATTT? Was the point of this entire conversation? Like holy Christ man.

Things I hate people saying:

3. Nice weather huh? Like dumb question! Look up!!! You have eye, ears, and the sense for weather, tf am I gonna say that you didn't already know? That's it, I just don't like small talk involving weather ig.

Consider getting a diary!

What you did this weekend ?

Things I hate people saying:

2. Did I do anything this weekend? Like WHAT??? I'll say no and then I'll be boring or uninteresting! Like I'm just a normal dude with a normal life who wants to chill on the weekends. You wanna know the highlight of my weekend: I did the dishes. Is that boring? Ok then, I'll be a party animal and get arrested for 5 different things next weekend to make you happy. Jeez.

Things I hate people saying:

1. I'm 5 minutes away. Like whoever says this is not 5 minutes away, or 15 minutes for that matter! What you should say? "I'm 5 minutes away... From putting my shoes on ya fool, see ya in a half hour."

Some things are not to be wondered about.

If I’m not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in my fridge?

Life is hard.
It's even harder when you're me.

Please donate your pity generously

I woke up and saw you, went back to sleep.

Ever realize how clothes make the man? Naked people have little or no influence in society, which tbh might be a good thing...

wait GG